Array Theory of The Coutsos Identity Crisis - Revision history

Mazer at 18:31, 21 May 2010

2010-05-21T18:31:00Z

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-	~~See [[Coutsos Identity Crisis]].~~	+
-	Since reality is coded in Java 1.God, the only explanation for [[Coutsos]]'s identity ambiguity is a botched variable declaration. Instead of simply placing Coutsos as a single element in the '''Human''' ''humanity'' array, a completely separate '''Human''' ''coutsos'' array was created. Thus, Coutsos exists as a human object with numerous identity values.	+
-	~~==Conception==~~	+
-	~~Due to the unexplainable number of [[Compsci.ca]] forum members with 0 posts, researchers have begun to link the [[Coutsos Identity Crisis]] with [[The Magic 0]].~~	+
-	~~==Variations==~~	+
-	~~===The Vector Argument===~~	+
-	Some experienced Java programmers believe that [[God]], the ultimate programmer, would naturally have created Coutsos as a Vector. Vectors are often far more effective and flexible then a simple array. This would mean that there could be any number of Coutsos identities in existence.	+
-	~~===The Array Argument===~~	+
-	Others believe that due to [[God]]'s blunder by creating Coutsos as a separate array rather then an element, he also mistakenly created Coutsos as a simple inflexible array. Thus, there is a limited number of Coutsos identities. However, because reality is being executed on a celestial G5 with infinite RAM the array limit of Coutsos may be near infinite, thus the number of identities may also be near infinite.	+

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The Array Argument

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	Some experienced Java programmers believe that [[God]], the ultimate programmer, would naturally have created Coutsos as a Vector. Vectors are often far more effective and flexible then a simple array. This would mean that there could be any number of Coutsos identities in existence.		Some experienced Java programmers believe that [[God]], the ultimate programmer, would naturally have created Coutsos as a Vector. Vectors are often far more effective and flexible then a simple array. This would mean that there could be any number of Coutsos identities in existence.
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-	Others believe that due to [[God]]'s blunder by creating Coutsos as a separate array rather then an element, he also mistakenly created Coutsos as a simple inflexible array. Thus, there is a limited number of Coutsos identities. However, because reality is being executed on a celestial G5 with infinite RAM, the array limit of Coutsos may be near infinite, thus the number of identities may also be near infinite.	+	Others believe that due to [[God]]'s blunder by creating Coutsos as a separate array rather then an element, he also mistakenly created Coutsos as a simple inflexible array. Thus, there is a limited number of Coutsos identities. However, because reality is being executed on a celestial G5 with infinite RAM the array limit of Coutsos may be near infinite, thus the number of identities may also be near infinite.

Krabjuice at 20:19, 1 May 2006

2006-05-01T20:19:13Z

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See [[Coutsos Identity Crisis]].
Since reality is coded in Java 1.God, the only explanation for [[Coutsos]]'s identity ambiguity is a botched variable declaration. Instead of simply placing Coutsos as a single element in the '''Human''' ''humanity'' array, a completely separate '''Human''' ''coutsos'' array was created. Thus, Coutsos exists as a human object with numerous identity values.
==Conception==
Due to the unexplainable number of [[Compsci.ca]] forum members with 0 posts, researchers have begun to link the [[Coutsos Identity Crisis]] with [[The Magic 0]].
==Variations==
===The Vector Argument===
Some experienced Java programmers believe that [[God]], the ultimate programmer, would naturally have created Coutsos as a Vector. Vectors are often far more effective and flexible then a simple array. This would mean that there could be any number of Coutsos identities in existence.
===The Array Argument===
Others believe that due to [[God]]'s blunder by creating Coutsos as a separate array rather then an element, he also mistakenly created Coutsos as a simple inflexible array. Thus, there is a limited number of Coutsos identities. However, because reality is being executed on a celestial G5 with infinite RAM, the array limit of Coutsos may be near infinite, thus the number of identities may also be near infinite.