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== Warning ==
== Warning ==
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The fallowing are posts, e-mails, PMs and other comuncations to CompSci.ca from our users (or ex-users in some cases) and are not the options of CompSci.ca or any of our staff. Some of the fallowing may be seen as offsive and have inaproite content in them. Thess posts/letters where deamed to offsiven (or inaporite) to put on the site but to funny not to put somewhere. Please do not chage the content of peoleops letters but feal free to add the ones you may have access to.
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The following are posts, e-mails, PMs and other communications to CompSci.ca from our users (or ex-users in some cases) and do not represent the opinions of CompSci.ca or any of its staff. Some of the following may be seen as offensive and may contain inappropriate content. These posts/letters were deemed too offensive(or inappropriate) to put on the site but too funny not to put somewhere. Please do not change the content of peoples' letters but feel free to add the ones you may have access to.
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== The Good ==
== The Good ==
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I NEEDS 2 NO WHARE 2 DOWNLOD TURING CYUZ I LOST IT ON MY KOMPUTR LIKES I'S KANT FIND IT! I MAKED DISH PROGRAM IN MA NOTEPAD PROGRAM YO AND DATS SOME ADVANCED SH*T!!!DATS HARD 2 USE!! I HEARED DAT TURING IS EASIE AND IT MAKE DAT PROGRAMS WORK!!!!!!!!111,ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVENTY, ELEVENTY AND ONE HUNDRED AND ONE, DEN A THOUSand AND DEN anoder ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 111111111111ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN!!!
I NEEDS 2 NO WHARE 2 DOWNLOD TURING CYUZ I LOST IT ON MY KOMPUTR LIKES I'S KANT FIND IT! I MAKED DISH PROGRAM IN MA NOTEPAD PROGRAM YO AND DATS SOME ADVANCED SH*T!!!DATS HARD 2 USE!! I HEARED DAT TURING IS EASIE AND IT MAKE DAT PROGRAMS WORK!!!!!!!!111,ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVENTY, ELEVENTY AND ONE HUNDRED AND ONE, DEN A THOUSand AND DEN anoder ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 111111111111ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN!!!
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=== Dearest Nerds ===
=== Dearest Nerds ===
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=== YOU CAN ALL **** UR ****S ===
=== YOU CAN ALL **** UR ****S ===
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mike_juve plans to take over the world well have an identiy crises:
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mike_juve plans to take over the world while having an identiy crises:
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Youre all a bunch of crazies
Youre all a bunch of crazies
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YE YE
YE YE
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=== AOL Strikes Back ===
=== AOL Strikes Back ===
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cop_mike uses his vast vocabuarly to tell us what he whonts:
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cop_mike uses his vast vocabulary to tell us what he wants:
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hey f.u.c.k u u muther f.u.c.k.ers suck my balls!!!!!!!!!!!!  
hey f.u.c.k u u muther f.u.c.k.ers suck my balls!!!!!!!!!!!!  
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=== get laid......with a girl ===
=== get laid......with a girl ===
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hailchad mails our staff and is clear about what to lay becuase we may forget:
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hailchad mails our staff and is clear about what to lay because we may forget:
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Dude your a ****ing ****.
Dude your a ****ing ****.
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And helps anthore staff member be more effishent:
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And helps another staff member be more efficient:
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Subject: Your a ****
Subject: Your a ****
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Get a life.
Get a life.
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Coutsos: I think... I think hailchad likes me. What should I do?
 
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Tony: ask him out you'll make sure a cute couple *Wink*
 
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Coutsos: *Embarassed Wink*
 
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=== Something iv allways wanted to say! ===
=== Something iv allways wanted to say! ===
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joman expains the physicks of sun burn to us:
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joman expains the physics of sunburn to us:
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there is something iv wanted to say to u guys for a long time u guys have no lives. go outside what r u afraid of... wait wait let me guess the sun will hit my skin at a 45 degree angle causeing a sunburn on my arm exactualy 4.32 cm long.
there is something iv wanted to say to u guys for a long time u guys have no lives. go outside what r u afraid of... wait wait let me guess the sun will hit my skin at a 45 degree angle causeing a sunburn on my arm exactualy 4.32 cm long.
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and then gose on to ask:
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and then goes on to ask:
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for my compsci final project my partner and i want to make a mario game we have all the mapes and characters and everything the only problem is i dont know how to setup teh boundries of the map so if someone would help me i would greatly appreciate it.
for my compsci final project my partner and i want to make a mario game we have all the mapes and characters and everything the only problem is i dont know how to setup teh boundries of the map so if someone would help me i would greatly appreciate it.
PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ someone plz help me
PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ someone plz help me
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===Your mom...===
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Big Daddy tells us about his issues with middle aged women:
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let me tell you something i dont know if your mom told you this but you all are a bunch of geeks probably living in your moms basement.
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your moms so fat when she jumps for joy skittles burst out
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your moms like a rifle one **** and she blows
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see ya dorks
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<code>I'm pretty sure a properly functioning rifle doesn't operate in that manner.</code>
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Big Daddy then goes on to collect some poll data with this question:
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Do you think i can **** all your moms in a day or in a week? hmm...
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Option 1: yes
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Option 2: yes
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Option 3: screw your mom yourself
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Big Daddy then shows us even more of his grammar skillz by saying
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well let me tell you something your all nerds why dont you **** eachother your all dorky *****s ohh pretending your hackers
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dorks! dorks! your mom in the bed ohyeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Cool
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== The Funny ==
== The Funny ==
=== Nerd Bashing Rap? ===
=== Nerd Bashing Rap? ===
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Posted to the fourms by tiago (now banned) affter not geting his way when asking for peoleop to write his fianl project for him to bost his mark of 33% in to the passing zone.
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Posted to the fourms by tiago (now banned) after not getting his way when asking for people to write his final project for him to boost his mark of 33% into the passing zone.
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o mama feels yo shit just a lil' bit<br>
o mama feels yo shit just a lil' bit<br>
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=== Revealtions ===
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=== Revelations ===
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my_skin_smooth has an eriaka moment:
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my_skin_smooth has an eureka moment:
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was looking at my playgirl collection. and it hits me:
was looking at my playgirl collection. and it hits me:
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drawarc(x,y,startdegree,enddegree,colour)
drawarc(x,y,startdegree,enddegree,colour)
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=== I am a female *wink* *wink* ===
=== I am a female *wink* *wink* ===
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=== Where did my hotmailz goz? ===
=== Where did my hotmailz goz? ===
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The day befor nerdbasher lost his hotmail, msn, isp and compsci acount he toald us:
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The day before nerdbasher lost his hotmail, msn, isp and compsci acount he told us:
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im back Very Happy u nerds cant stop us. no matter how much u guys try 2 hack our comps or take over my friends hotmail accounts. ill bash you u hacker nerds
im back Very Happy u nerds cant stop us. no matter how much u guys try 2 hack our comps or take over my friends hotmail accounts. ill bash you u hacker nerds
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=== Youuuuuuuuuuuuu Hackers ===
=== Youuuuuuuuuuuuu Hackers ===
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dougeby leanrs about mod edits:
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dougeby learns about mod edits:
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All right. who Hacked all the rest of the Posts? There are only 3 showing here.
All right. who Hacked all the rest of the Posts? There are only 3 showing here.
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=== McDonald's discount in your face! ===
=== McDonald's discount in your face! ===
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ididyourmomhardlysoft makes us jelloice of his 1337ness:
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ididyourmomhardlysoft makes us jealous of his 1337ness:
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I'm obviously not good enough for you guys. That's okay, when we're all 30, you won't be the ones getting the McDonald's employee discount.
I'm obviously not good enough for you guys. That's okay, when we're all 30, you won't be the ones getting the McDonald's employee discount.
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== The Confusing ==
== The Confusing ==
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===U Guys Fale Me===
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CodyNassis posts about a conspiracy to scam users with ilegal downloads.......we think.
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U GUY dident hel me wen i ned turning 4 compUTER SCIENCE N i fEil mi clas and no i sad bcuz i feil my gr 10 corse n no i ned 2 go 2 sumer schol ty noobs i kno IN my MIND DAT IAM Mor PRo den all OF u put 2geter I GO PEROT UR sitE 4 SCaming NA ILEGAL Dl of turnzing n NAO we will see who is betRA
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=== holla at all y'all hackers ===
=== holla at all y'all hackers ===
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Posted by lilcp3, well fealing loney and looking from some hacker "firends":
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Posted by lilcp3 while feeling lonley and looking from some hacker "firends":
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hay r u a real hacker looking to make so money ?
hay r u a real hacker looking to make so money ?
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=== I AM DRUNK!!!! ===
=== I AM DRUNK!!!! ===
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Posted by TokenHerbz affter a lite to much to drink:
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Posted by TokenHerbz after a little to much to drink:
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and,..
and,..
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Tomorrow for more questions, BYS>!
Tomorrow for more questions, BYS>!
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=== To Much Info! ===
=== To Much Info! ===
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bizmowacka tells us a bit to much:
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bizmowacka tells us a bit too much:
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I have small penz0r.
I have small penz0r.
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=== More about kyle ===
=== More about kyle ===
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Kyle's firend (bubbakaloosh) tells us some more:
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Kyle's friend (bubbakaloosh) tells us some more:
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Hi my name is bubbkaloosh and kyle march is a funny fat hobbit
Hi my name is bubbkaloosh and kyle march is a funny fat hobbit
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=== To much compsci not enought porn ===
=== To much compsci not enought porn ===
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damix tells us how to make our site better:
damix tells us how to make our site better:
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I think this site sucks
I think this site sucks
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=== Give it to me! ===
=== Give it to me! ===
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naked1 gets a bit desprate for a litee somthing ;) when writing to us:
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naked1 gets a bit desperate for a little something ;) when writing to us:
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GIVE IT TO ME NERDS
GIVE IT TO ME NERDS

Latest revision as of 18:37, 21 May 2010

Fan Mail

Contents

Warning

The following are posts, e-mails, PMs and other communications to CompSci.ca from our users (or ex-users in some cases) and do not represent the opinions of CompSci.ca or any of its staff. Some of the following may be seen as offensive and may contain inappropriate content. These posts/letters were deemed too offensive(or inappropriate) to put on the site but too funny not to put somewhere. Please do not change the content of peoples' letters but feel free to add the ones you may have access to.

The Good

None listed yet.


The Bad

OMG LIKE WHRE IS TURING

tuuringsuks (now banned) tells us about his obsession with the number one in this post:

I NEEDS 2 NO WHARE 2 DOWNLOD TURING CYUZ I LOST IT ON MY KOMPUTR LIKES I'S KANT FIND IT! I MAKED DISH PROGRAM IN MA NOTEPAD PROGRAM YO AND DATS SOME ADVANCED SH*T!!!DATS HARD 2 USE!! I HEARED DAT TURING IS EASIE AND IT MAKE DAT PROGRAMS WORK!!!!!!!!111,ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVENTY, ELEVENTY AND ONE HUNDRED AND ONE, DEN A THOUSand AND DEN anoder ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 111111111111ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN!!!


Dearest Nerds

A nice letter from yousuckandthatssad:

Dearest nerds,

If you are reading this, chances are I dislike you. I am a happy geek who enjoys spending time pwning nerds away from the computers. I bet you children cannot even get a girlfriend. Thank you for wasting my life. Farewell. Good luck in your future adventures.


YOU CAN ALL **** UR ****S

mike_juve plans to take over the world while having an identiy crises:

Youre all a bunch of crazies

yes, this is hacker dan, this is where u can find the gay turing program u all speak so highly of.

[Link to some wares site was here]

AHAHAHAHA im taking over the world!!!!!

SHUT UP!!


Sincerely,

Bin laden and scottyrush13

YE YE


AOL Strikes Back

cop_mike uses his vast vocabulary to tell us what he wants:

hey f.u.c.k u u muther f.u.c.k.ers suck my balls!!!!!!!!!!!!


get laid......with a girl

hailchad mails our staff and is clear about what to lay because we may forget:

Dude your a ****ing ****.

Get a life, get laid......with a girl.

And helps another staff member be more efficient:

Subject: Your a ****

Dude just tell me to die.

Don't take like 3 hours to write a ****ing program.

Get a life.

Something iv allways wanted to say!

joman expains the physics of sunburn to us:

there is something iv wanted to say to u guys for a long time u guys have no lives. go outside what r u afraid of... wait wait let me guess the sun will hit my skin at a 45 degree angle causeing a sunburn on my arm exactualy 4.32 cm long.

i am very ashamed of u and everyone who postes on this message board u people should go outside go do something else with your time then site in front of your computer a and talk about programming u people make me sick... i get enough of computer programming during the day at school i think i get too much.

and i cant stand it let alone read what u people talk about on these messsage boards.

i feel like gaging over each and evryone of u.

and then goes on to ask:

for my compsci final project my partner and i want to make a mario game we have all the mapes and characters and everything the only problem is i dont know how to setup teh boundries of the map so if someone would help me i would greatly appreciate it.

PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ someone plz help me


Your mom...

Big Daddy tells us about his issues with middle aged women:

let me tell you something i dont know if your mom told you this but you all are a bunch of geeks probably living in your moms basement.

your moms so fat when she jumps for joy skittles burst out your moms like a rifle one **** and she blows

see ya dorks



I'm pretty sure a properly functioning rifle doesn't operate in that manner.

Big Daddy then goes on to collect some poll data with this question:

Do you think i can **** all your moms in a day or in a week? hmm...

Option 1: yes Option 2: yes Option 3: screw your mom yourself



Big Daddy then shows us even more of his grammar skillz by saying

well let me tell you something your all nerds why dont you **** eachother your all dorky *****s ohh pretending your hackers

dorks! dorks! your mom in the bed ohyeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Cool

The Funny

Nerd Bashing Rap?

Posted to the fourms by tiago (now banned) after not getting his way when asking for people to write his final project for him to boost his mark of 33% into the passing zone.

o mama feels yo shit just a lil' bit
yo teacher feel yo shit just a lil' bit
Yo computer feel yo shit just a lil' bit
Stop the computin', lets get back to some killa shit
I'm a gangsta I do what I want to,
Your time is up NERD, I dun warned you,
You got the Teacher with you NERD don't trip,
I got a box of doughnut's and a whole clip
I'ma kick it in the class till its time to go,
And You wont leave the class til the Teacher show
this Computer shit is making you NERDZ nervous
It's gonna be families grieving at the sunday service
B.i.t.c.h NERDZ get put in a coffin
With all that f.u.c.k..in psychopath talkin
You listenin to da source code, and I ain't from boston!
Yo mama feels yo shit just a lil' bit
yo teacher feel yo shit just a lil' bit
Yo computer feel yo shit just a lil' bit
Stop the computin', lets get back to some killa shit
Y'all Nerdz spend too much time watchin' flicks
Who you wanna be? Bill gates ain't s.H.it?
Well you can start, right before his ass get hit
So when I walk up you can see the Floppy drive spit
My Programz about to drop in 7 days
But I still poke a Nerd at the VMA's
100 mill in my account and Im still on the grind
When you aint in my clique, its hard to shine
I mean talent like this is so hard to find

from Yo friends Tiago and Lilcp3 Snitches


The End?

Posted by DrViper over a year ago:

This is the beginning of the end of compsci


A+ average? Not anymore

The 1st of many:

I am an A+ average student and I know turing really well, but I don't have time to work on my final project. Can somebody do it for me, or my average will drop


Revelations

my_skin_smooth has an eureka moment:

was looking at my playgirl collection. and it hits me:

this is how u draw an arc... like a man's @$$:
drawarc(x,y,startdegree,enddegree,colour)

I am a female *wink* *wink*

little_star tells us about her sex:

Hey i need you to send me your program by June 18 2003 which is tomorroiw. I am a female and need to pass this course or else forget about my acceotance
Please
Thank you
Laura Razz


Where did my hotmailz goz?

The day before nerdbasher lost his hotmail, msn, isp and compsci acount he told us:

im back Very Happy u nerds cant stop us. no matter how much u guys try 2 hack our comps or take over my friends hotmail accounts. ill bash you u hacker nerds


Youuuuuuuuuuuuu Hackers

dougeby learns about mod edits:

All right. who Hacked all the rest of the Posts? There are only 3 showing here.

Youuuuuuuuuuuuu Hackers.

Doug


McDonald's discount in your face!

ididyourmomhardlysoft makes us jealous of his 1337ness:

I'm obviously not good enough for you guys. That's okay, when we're all 30, you won't be the ones getting the McDonald's employee discount.



The Confusing

U Guys Fale Me

CodyNassis posts about a conspiracy to scam users with ilegal downloads.......we think.

U GUY dident hel me wen i ned turning 4 compUTER SCIENCE N i fEil mi clas and no i sad bcuz i feil my gr 10 corse n no i ned 2 go 2 sumer schol ty noobs i kno IN my MIND DAT IAM Mor PRo den all OF u put 2geter I GO PEROT UR sitE 4 SCaming NA ILEGAL Dl of turnzing n NAO we will see who is betRA


holla at all y'all hackers

Posted by lilcp3 while feeling lonley and looking from some hacker "firends":

hay r u a real hacker looking to make so money ?


I AM DRUNK!!!!

Posted by TokenHerbz after a little to much to drink:

and,..

I AM CANADIAN!!!!

Muhaha, justr though you should be blessed with this knolefdge of me having an awsome night Smile

Mhihaha


BYE!!!!


Token rocks

i rock

and im sure you all rock...


Peace my homies

Tomorrow for more questions, BYS>!


To Much Info!

bizmowacka tells us a bit too much:

I have small penz0r.


STEVEN RUDZINSKI

kylemarch posts about his legos?

MY NAME IS STEVEN RUDZINSKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND I LIKE TO PLAY WITH LEGO


My name is kyle and i have a problem

Once again kylemarch writes to us about our site:

Hi my name is kyle march

And I like to play hockey and im a golaie and im small and i like to skateboard and i do not like your web site because it is to confusing.

Thank you


More about kyle

Kyle's friend (bubbakaloosh) tells us some more:

Hi my name is bubbkaloosh and kyle march is a funny fat hobbit

and kyle loves m']


To much compsci not enought porn

damix tells us how to make our site better:

www.xxx.com is a great site... I think this site sucks


Give it to me!

naked1 gets a bit desperate for a little something ;) when writing to us:

GIVE IT TO ME NERDS

U LIKE IT

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