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| - | The following are posts, e-mails, PMs and other communications to CompSci.ca from our users (or ex-users in some cases) and | + | The following are posts, e-mails, PMs and other communications to CompSci.ca from our users (or ex-users in some cases) and do not represent the opinions of CompSci.ca or any of its staff. Some of the following may be seen as offensive and may contain inappropriate content. These posts/letters were deemed too offensive(or inappropriate) to put on the site but too funny not to put somewhere. Please do not change the content of peoples' letters but feel free to add the ones you may have access to. |
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== The Good == | == The Good == | ||
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Get a life. | Get a life. | ||
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=== Something iv allways wanted to say! === | === Something iv allways wanted to say! === | ||
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===Your mom...=== | ===Your mom...=== | ||
| - | Big Daddy tells us about his issues with | + | Big Daddy tells us about his issues with middle aged women: |
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let me tell you something i dont know if your mom told you this but you all are a bunch of geeks probably living in your moms basement. | let me tell you something i dont know if your mom told you this but you all are a bunch of geeks probably living in your moms basement. | ||
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<code>I'm pretty sure a properly functioning rifle doesn't operate in that manner.</code> | <code>I'm pretty sure a properly functioning rifle doesn't operate in that manner.</code> | ||
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| - | Big Daddy then | + | Big Daddy then goes on to collect some poll data with this question: |
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Do you think i can **** all your moms in a day or in a week? hmm... | Do you think i can **** all your moms in a day or in a week? hmm... | ||
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my_skin_smooth has an eureka moment: | my_skin_smooth has an eureka moment: | ||
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drawarc(x,y,startdegree,enddegree,colour) | drawarc(x,y,startdegree,enddegree,colour) | ||
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=== I am a female *wink* *wink* === | === I am a female *wink* *wink* === | ||
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== The Confusing == | == The Confusing == | ||
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| + | CodyNassis posts about a conspiracy to scam users with ilegal downloads.......we think. | ||
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| + | U GUY dident hel me wen i ned turning 4 compUTER SCIENCE N i fEil mi clas and no i sad bcuz i feil my gr 10 corse n no i ned 2 go 2 sumer schol ty noobs i kno IN my MIND DAT IAM Mor PRo den all OF u put 2geter I GO PEROT UR sitE 4 SCaming NA ILEGAL Dl of turnzing n NAO we will see who is betRA | ||
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=== holla at all y'all hackers === | === holla at all y'all hackers === | ||
Posted by lilcp3 while feeling lonley and looking from some hacker "firends": | Posted by lilcp3 while feeling lonley and looking from some hacker "firends": | ||
Latest revision as of 18:37, 21 May 2010
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Warning
The following are posts, e-mails, PMs and other communications to CompSci.ca from our users (or ex-users in some cases) and do not represent the opinions of CompSci.ca or any of its staff. Some of the following may be seen as offensive and may contain inappropriate content. These posts/letters were deemed too offensive(or inappropriate) to put on the site but too funny not to put somewhere. Please do not change the content of peoples' letters but feel free to add the ones you may have access to.
The Good
None listed yet.
The Bad
OMG LIKE WHRE IS TURING
tuuringsuks (now banned) tells us about his obsession with the number one in this post:
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I NEEDS 2 NO WHARE 2 DOWNLOD TURING CYUZ I LOST IT ON MY KOMPUTR LIKES I'S KANT FIND IT! I MAKED DISH PROGRAM IN MA NOTEPAD PROGRAM YO AND DATS SOME ADVANCED SH*T!!!DATS HARD 2 USE!! I HEARED DAT TURING IS EASIE AND IT MAKE DAT PROGRAMS WORK!!!!!!!!111,ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVENTY, ELEVENTY AND ONE HUNDRED AND ONE, DEN A THOUSand AND DEN anoder ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 111111111111ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN!!! |
Dearest Nerds
A nice letter from yousuckandthatssad:
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Dearest nerds, If you are reading this, chances are I dislike you. I am a happy geek who enjoys spending time pwning nerds away from the computers. I bet you children cannot even get a girlfriend. Thank you for wasting my life. Farewell. Good luck in your future adventures. |
YOU CAN ALL **** UR ****S
mike_juve plans to take over the world while having an identiy crises:
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Youre all a bunch of crazies yes, this is hacker dan, this is where u can find the gay turing program u all speak so highly of. [Link to some wares site was here] AHAHAHAHA im taking over the world!!!!! SHUT UP!!
Bin laden and scottyrush13 YE YE |
AOL Strikes Back
cop_mike uses his vast vocabulary to tell us what he wants:
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hey f.u.c.k u u muther f.u.c.k.ers suck my balls!!!!!!!!!!!! |
get laid......with a girl
hailchad mails our staff and is clear about what to lay because we may forget:
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Dude your a ****ing ****. Get a life, get laid......with a girl. |
And helps another staff member be more efficient:
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Subject: Your a **** Dude just tell me to die. Don't take like 3 hours to write a ****ing program. Get a life. |
Something iv allways wanted to say!
joman expains the physics of sunburn to us:
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there is something iv wanted to say to u guys for a long time u guys have no lives. go outside what r u afraid of... wait wait let me guess the sun will hit my skin at a 45 degree angle causeing a sunburn on my arm exactualy 4.32 cm long. i am very ashamed of u and everyone who postes on this message board u people should go outside go do something else with your time then site in front of your computer a and talk about programming u people make me sick... i get enough of computer programming during the day at school i think i get too much. and i cant stand it let alone read what u people talk about on these messsage boards. i feel like gaging over each and evryone of u. |
and then goes on to ask:
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for my compsci final project my partner and i want to make a mario game we have all the mapes and characters and everything the only problem is i dont know how to setup teh boundries of the map so if someone would help me i would greatly appreciate it. PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ someone plz help me |
Your mom...
Big Daddy tells us about his issues with middle aged women:
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let me tell you something i dont know if your mom told you this but you all are a bunch of geeks probably living in your moms basement.
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I'm pretty sure a properly functioning rifle doesn't operate in that manner.
Big Daddy then goes on to collect some poll data with this question:
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Do you think i can **** all your moms in a day or in a week? hmm...
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Big Daddy then shows us even more of his grammar skillz by saying
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well let me tell you something your all nerds why dont you **** eachother your all dorky *****s ohh pretending your hackers
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The Funny
Nerd Bashing Rap?
Posted to the fourms by tiago (now banned) after not getting his way when asking for people to write his final project for him to boost his mark of 33% into the passing zone.
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o mama feels yo shit just a lil' bit from Yo friends Tiago and Lilcp3 Snitches |
The End?
Posted by DrViper over a year ago:
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This is the beginning of the end of compsci |
A+ average? Not anymore
The 1st of many:
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I am an A+ average student and I know turing really well, but I don't have time to work on my final project. Can somebody do it for me, or my average will drop |
Revelations
my_skin_smooth has an eureka moment:
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was looking at my playgirl collection. and it hits me: this is how u draw an arc... like a man's @$$: |
I am a female *wink* *wink*
little_star tells us about her sex:
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Hey i need you to send me your program by June 18 2003 which is tomorroiw. I am a female and need to pass this course or else forget about my acceotance |
Where did my hotmailz goz?
The day before nerdbasher lost his hotmail, msn, isp and compsci acount he told us:
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im back Very Happy u nerds cant stop us. no matter how much u guys try 2 hack our comps or take over my friends hotmail accounts. ill bash you u hacker nerds |
Youuuuuuuuuuuuu Hackers
dougeby learns about mod edits:
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All right. who Hacked all the rest of the Posts? There are only 3 showing here. Youuuuuuuuuuuuu Hackers. Doug |
McDonald's discount in your face!
ididyourmomhardlysoft makes us jealous of his 1337ness:
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I'm obviously not good enough for you guys. That's okay, when we're all 30, you won't be the ones getting the McDonald's employee discount. |
The Confusing
U Guys Fale Me
CodyNassis posts about a conspiracy to scam users with ilegal downloads.......we think.
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U GUY dident hel me wen i ned turning 4 compUTER SCIENCE N i fEil mi clas and no i sad bcuz i feil my gr 10 corse n no i ned 2 go 2 sumer schol ty noobs i kno IN my MIND DAT IAM Mor PRo den all OF u put 2geter I GO PEROT UR sitE 4 SCaming NA ILEGAL Dl of turnzing n NAO we will see who is betRA |
holla at all y'all hackers
Posted by lilcp3 while feeling lonley and looking from some hacker "firends":
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hay r u a real hacker looking to make so money ? |
I AM DRUNK!!!!
Posted by TokenHerbz after a little to much to drink:
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and,.. I AM CANADIAN!!!! Muhaha, justr though you should be blessed with this knolefdge of me having an awsome night Smile Mhihaha
i rock and im sure you all rock...
Tomorrow for more questions, BYS>! |
To Much Info!
bizmowacka tells us a bit too much:
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I have small penz0r. |
STEVEN RUDZINSKI
kylemarch posts about his legos?
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MY NAME IS STEVEN RUDZINSKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I LIKE TO PLAY WITH LEGO |
My name is kyle and i have a problem
Once again kylemarch writes to us about our site:
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Hi my name is kyle march And I like to play hockey and im a golaie and im small and i like to skateboard and i do not like your web site because it is to confusing. Thank you |
More about kyle
Kyle's friend (bubbakaloosh) tells us some more:
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Hi my name is bubbkaloosh and kyle march is a funny fat hobbit and kyle loves m'] |
To much compsci not enought porn
damix tells us how to make our site better:
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www.xxx.com is a great site... I think this site sucks |
Give it to me!
naked1 gets a bit desperate for a little something ;) when writing to us:
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GIVE IT TO ME NERDS U LIKE IT |
