Array Theory of The Coutsos Identity Crisis

From Compsci.ca Wiki

(Difference between revisions)
Jump to: navigation, search
(The Array Argument)
 
Line 1: Line 1:
-
See [[Coutsos Identity Crisis]].
+
 
-
Since reality is coded in Java 1.God, the only explanation for [[Coutsos]]'s identity ambiguity is a botched variable declaration.  Instead of simply placing Coutsos as a single element in the '''Human''' ''humanity'' array, a completely separate '''Human''' ''coutsos'' array was created.  Thus, Coutsos exists as a human object with numerous identity values.
+
-
==Conception==
+
-
Due to the unexplainable number of [[Compsci.ca]] forum members with 0 posts, researchers have begun to link the [[Coutsos Identity Crisis]] with [[The Magic 0]].
+
-
==Variations==
+
-
===The Vector Argument===
+
-
Some experienced Java programmers believe that [[God]], the ultimate programmer, would naturally have created Coutsos as a Vector.  Vectors are often far more effective and flexible then a simple array.  This would mean that there could be any number of Coutsos identities in existence.
+
-
===The Array Argument===
+
-
Others believe that due to [[God]]'s blunder by creating Coutsos as a separate array rather then an element, he also mistakenly created Coutsos as a simple inflexible array.  Thus, there is a limited number of Coutsos identities.  However, because reality is being executed on a celestial G5 with infinite RAM the array limit of Coutsos may be near infinite, thus the number of identities may also be near infinite.
+

Latest revision as of 18:31, 21 May 2010

Personal tools