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=== OMG LIKE WHRE IS TURING ===
=== OMG LIKE WHRE IS TURING ===
tuuringsuks (now banned) tells us about his obsession with the number one in this post:  
tuuringsuks (now banned) tells us about his obsession with the number one in this post:  
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I NEEDS 2 NO WHARE 2 DOWNLOD TURING CYUZ I LOST IT ON MY KOMPUTR LIKES I'S KANT FIND IT! I MAKED DISH PROGRAM IN MA NOTEPAD  
I NEEDS 2 NO WHARE 2 DOWNLOD TURING CYUZ I LOST IT ON MY KOMPUTR LIKES I'S KANT FIND IT! I MAKED DISH PROGRAM IN MA NOTEPAD  
PROGRAM YO AND DATS SOME ADVANCED SH*T!!!DATS HARD 2 USE!! I HEARED DAT TURING IS EASIE AND IT MAKE DAT PROGRAMS WORK!!!!!!!!
PROGRAM YO AND DATS SOME ADVANCED SH*T!!!DATS HARD 2 USE!! I HEARED DAT TURING IS EASIE AND IT MAKE DAT PROGRAMS WORK!!!!!!!!
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ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
111111111111ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN!!!
111111111111ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN!!!
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=== Dearest Nerds ===
=== Dearest Nerds ===
A nice letter from yousuckandthatssad:
A nice letter from yousuckandthatssad:
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Dearest nerds,
Dearest nerds,
If you are reading this, chances are I dislike you. I am a happy geek who enjoys spending time pwning nerds away from the computers.
If you are reading this, chances are I dislike you. I am a happy geek who enjoys spending time pwning nerds away from the computers.
I bet you children cannot even get a girlfriend. Thank you for wasting my life. Farewell. Good luck in your future adventures.
I bet you children cannot even get a girlfriend. Thank you for wasting my life. Farewell. Good luck in your future adventures.
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=== YOU CAN ALL **** UR ****S ===
=== YOU CAN ALL **** UR ****S ===
mike_juve plans to take over the world well have an identiy crises:
mike_juve plans to take over the world well have an identiy crises:
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Youre all a bunch of crazies
Youre all a bunch of crazies
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YE YE
YE YE
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=== AOL Strikes Back ===
=== AOL Strikes Back ===
cop_mike uses his vast vocabuarly to tell us what he whonts:
cop_mike uses his vast vocabuarly to tell us what he whonts:
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hey f.u.c.k u u muther f.u.c.k.ers suck my balls!!!!!!!!!!!!  
hey f.u.c.k u u muther f.u.c.k.ers suck my balls!!!!!!!!!!!!  
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=== get laid......with a girl ===
=== get laid......with a girl ===
hailchad mails our staff and is clear about what to lay becuase we may forget:
hailchad mails our staff and is clear about what to lay becuase we may forget:
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Dude your a ****ing ****.
Dude your a ****ing ****.
Get a life, get laid......with a girl.
Get a life, get laid......with a girl.
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And helps anthore staff member be more effishent:
And helps anthore staff member be more effishent:
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Subject: Your a ****
Subject: Your a ****
Dude just tell me to die.
Dude just tell me to die.
Don't take like 3 hours to write a ****ing program.
Don't take like 3 hours to write a ****ing program.
Get a life.
Get a life.
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Coutsos: I think... I think hailchad likes me. What should I do?
Coutsos: I think... I think hailchad likes me. What should I do?
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=== Something iv allways wanted to say! ===
=== Something iv allways wanted to say! ===
joman expains the physicks of sun burn to us:
joman expains the physicks of sun burn to us:
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there is something iv wanted to say to u guys for a long time u guys have no lives. go outside what r u afraid of...  
there is something iv wanted to say to u guys for a long time u guys have no lives. go outside what r u afraid of...  
wait wait let me guess the sun will hit my skin at a 45 degree angle causeing a sunburn on my arm exactualy 4.32 cm long.
wait wait let me guess the sun will hit my skin at a 45 degree angle causeing a sunburn on my arm exactualy 4.32 cm long.
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i feel like gaging over each and evryone of u.
i feel like gaging over each and evryone of u.
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and then gose on to ask:
and then gose on to ask:
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for my compsci final project my partner and i want to make a mario game we have all the mapes and characters and  
for my compsci final project my partner and i want to make a mario game we have all the mapes and characters and  
everything the only problem is i dont know how to setup teh boundries of the map so if someone would help me i  
everything the only problem is i dont know how to setup teh boundries of the map so if someone would help me i  
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PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ someone plz help me
PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ someone plz help me
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== The Funny ==
== The Funny ==
=== Nerd Bashing Rap? ===
=== Nerd Bashing Rap? ===
Posted to the fourms by tiago (now banned) affter not geting his way when asking for peoleop to write his fianl project for him to bost his mark of 33% in to the passing zone.
Posted to the fourms by tiago (now banned) affter not geting his way when asking for peoleop to write his fianl project for him to bost his mark of 33% in to the passing zone.
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o mama feels yo shit just a lil' bit
o mama feels yo shit just a lil' bit
yo teacher feel yo shit just a lil' bit
yo teacher feel yo shit just a lil' bit
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from Yo friends Tiago and Lilcp3 Snitches
from Yo friends Tiago and Lilcp3 Snitches
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=== The End? ===
=== The End? ===
Posted by DrViper over a year ago:
Posted by DrViper over a year ago:
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This is the beginning of the end of compsci
This is the beginning of the end of compsci
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=== A+ average? Not anymore ===
=== A+ average? Not anymore ===
The 1st of many:
The 1st of many:
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I am an A+ average student and I know turing really well, but I don't have time to work on my final project. Can somebody do it for me, or my average will drop
I am an A+ average student and I know turing really well, but I don't have time to work on my final project. Can somebody do it for me, or my average will drop
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=== Revealtions ===
=== Revealtions ===
my_skin_smooth has an eriaka moment:
my_skin_smooth has an eriaka moment:
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was looking at my playgirl collection. and it hits me:
was looking at my playgirl collection. and it hits me:
this is how u draw an arc... like a man's @$$:
this is how u draw an arc... like a man's @$$:
drawarc(x,y,startdegree,enddegree,colour)
drawarc(x,y,startdegree,enddegree,colour)
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=== I am a female *wink* *wink* ===
=== I am a female *wink* *wink* ===
little_star tells us about her sex:
little_star tells us about her sex:
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Hey i need you to send me your program by June 18 2003 which is tomorroiw. I am a female and need to pass this course or else forget about my acceotance
Hey i need you to send me your program by June 18 2003 which is tomorroiw. I am a female and need to pass this course or else forget about my acceotance
Please
Please
Thank you
Thank you
Laura Razz
Laura Razz
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=== Where did my hotmailz goz? ===
=== Where did my hotmailz goz? ===
The day befor nerdbasher lost his hotmail, msn, isp and compsci acount he toald us:
The day befor nerdbasher lost his hotmail, msn, isp and compsci acount he toald us:
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im back Very Happy u nerds cant stop us. no matter how much u guys try 2 hack our comps or take over my friends hotmail accounts. ill bash you u hacker nerds
im back Very Happy u nerds cant stop us. no matter how much u guys try 2 hack our comps or take over my friends hotmail accounts. ill bash you u hacker nerds
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=== Youuuuuuuuuuuuu Hackers ===
=== Youuuuuuuuuuuuu Hackers ===
dougeby leanrs about mod edits:
dougeby leanrs about mod edits:
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All right. who Hacked all the rest of the Posts? There are only 3 showing here.
All right. who Hacked all the rest of the Posts? There are only 3 showing here.
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Doug
Doug
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=== McDonald's discount in your face! ===
=== McDonald's discount in your face! ===
ididyourmomhardlysoft makes us jelloice of his 1337ness:
ididyourmomhardlysoft makes us jelloice of his 1337ness:
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I'm obviously not good enough for you guys. That's okay, when we're all 30,  
I'm obviously not good enough for you guys. That's okay, when we're all 30,  
you won't be the ones getting the McDonald's employee discount.
you won't be the ones getting the McDonald's employee discount.
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== The Confusing ==
== The Confusing ==
=== holla at all y'all hackers ===
=== holla at all y'all hackers ===
Posted by lilcp3, well fealing loney and looking from some hacker "firends":
Posted by lilcp3, well fealing loney and looking from some hacker "firends":
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hay r u a real hacker looking to make so money ?
hay r u a real hacker looking to make so money ?
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=== I AM DRUNK!!!! ===
=== I AM DRUNK!!!! ===
Posted by TokenHerbz affter a lite to much to drink:
Posted by TokenHerbz affter a lite to much to drink:
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and,..
and,..
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Tomorrow for more questions, BYS>!
Tomorrow for more questions, BYS>!
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=== To Much Info! ===
=== To Much Info! ===
bizmowacka tells us a bit to much:
bizmowacka tells us a bit to much:
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I have small penz0r.
I have small penz0r.
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=== STEVEN RUDZINSKI ===
=== STEVEN RUDZINSKI ===
kylemarch posts about his legos?
kylemarch posts about his legos?
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MY NAME IS STEVEN RUDZINSKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY NAME IS STEVEN RUDZINSKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I LIKE TO PLAY WITH LEGO
AND I LIKE TO PLAY WITH LEGO
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=== My name is kyle and i have a problem ===
=== My name is kyle and i have a problem ===
Once again kylemarch writes to us about our site:
Once again kylemarch writes to us about our site:
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Hi my name is kyle march
Hi my name is kyle march
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Thank you
Thank you
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=== More about kyle ===
=== More about kyle ===
Kyle's firend (bubbakaloosh) tells us some more:
Kyle's firend (bubbakaloosh) tells us some more:
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Hi my name is bubbkaloosh and kyle march is a funny fat hobbit
Hi my name is bubbkaloosh and kyle march is a funny fat hobbit
and kyle loves m']
and kyle loves m']
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damix tells us how to make our site better:
damix tells us how to make our site better:
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www.xxx.com is a great site...
www.xxx.com is a great site...
I think this site sucks
I think this site sucks
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=== Give it to me! ===
=== Give it to me! ===
naked1 gets a bit desprate for a litee somthing ;) when writing to us:
naked1 gets a bit desprate for a litee somthing ;) when writing to us:
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GIVE IT TO ME NERDS
GIVE IT TO ME NERDS
U LIKE IT
U LIKE IT
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Revision as of 02:34, 26 January 2006

Fan Mail

Contents

Warning

The fallowing are posts, e-mails, PMs and other comuncations to CompSci.ca from our users (or ex-users in some cases) and are not the options of CompSci.ca or any of our staff. Some of the fallowing may be seen as offsive and have inaproite content in them. Thess posts/letters where deamed to offsiven (or inaporite) to put on the site but to funny not to put somewhere. Please do not chage the content of peoleops letters but feal free to add the ones you may have access to.


The Good

None listed yet.


The Bad

OMG LIKE WHRE IS TURING

tuuringsuks (now banned) tells us about his obsession with the number one in this post:

I NEEDS 2 NO WHARE 2 DOWNLOD TURING CYUZ I LOST IT ON MY KOMPUTR LIKES I'S KANT FIND IT! I MAKED DISH PROGRAM IN MA NOTEPAD PROGRAM YO AND DATS SOME ADVANCED SH*T!!!DATS HARD 2 USE!! I HEARED DAT TURING IS EASIE AND IT MAKE DAT PROGRAMS WORK!!!!!!!! 111,ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVENTY, ELEVENTY AND ONE HUNDRED AND ONE, DEN A THOUSand AND DEN anoder ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 111111111111ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN!!!

Dearest Nerds

A nice letter from yousuckandthatssad:

Dearest nerds, If you are reading this, chances are I dislike you. I am a happy geek who enjoys spending time pwning nerds away from the computers. I bet you children cannot even get a girlfriend. Thank you for wasting my life. Farewell. Good luck in your future adventures.


YOU CAN ALL **** UR ****S

mike_juve plans to take over the world well have an identiy crises:

Youre all a bunch of crazies

yes, this is hacker dan, this is where u can find the gay turing program u all speak so highly of.

[Link to some wares site was here]

AHAHAHAHA im taking over the world!!!!!

SHUT UP!!


Sincerely,

Bin laden and scottyrush13

YE YE

AOL Strikes Back

cop_mike uses his vast vocabuarly to tell us what he whonts:

hey f.u.c.k u u muther f.u.c.k.ers suck my balls!!!!!!!!!!!!


get laid......with a girl

hailchad mails our staff and is clear about what to lay becuase we may forget:

Dude your a ****ing ****. Get a life, get laid......with a girl.

And helps anthore staff member be more effishent:

Subject: Your a **** Dude just tell me to die. Don't take like 3 hours to write a ****ing program. Get a life.

Coutsos: I think... I think hailchad likes me. What should I do?

Tony: ask him out you'll make sure a cute couple *Wink*

Coutsos: *Embarassed Wink*


Something iv allways wanted to say!

joman expains the physicks of sun burn to us:

there is something iv wanted to say to u guys for a long time u guys have no lives. go outside what r u afraid of... wait wait let me guess the sun will hit my skin at a 45 degree angle causeing a sunburn on my arm exactualy 4.32 cm long.

i am very ashamed of u and everyone who postes on this message board u people should go outside go do something else with your time then site in front of your computer a and talk about programming u people make me sick... i get enough of computer programming during the day at school i think i get too much.

and i cant stand it let alone read what u people talk about on these messsage boards.

i feel like gaging over each and evryone of u.

and then gose on to ask:

for my compsci final project my partner and i want to make a mario game we have all the mapes and characters and everything the only problem is i dont know how to setup teh boundries of the map so if someone would help me i would greatly appreciate it.

PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ someone plz help me

The Funny

Nerd Bashing Rap?

Posted to the fourms by tiago (now banned) affter not geting his way when asking for peoleop to write his fianl project for him to bost his mark of 33% in to the passing zone.

o mama feels yo shit just a lil' bit yo teacher feel yo shit just a lil' bit Yo computer feel yo shit just a lil' bit Stop the computin', lets get back to some killa shit I'm a gangsta I do what I want to, Your time is up NERD, I dun warned you, You got the Teacher with you NERD don't trip, I got a box of doughnut's and a whole clip I'ma kick it in the class till its time to go, And You wont leave the class til the Teacher show this Computer shit is making you NERDZ nervous It's gonna be families grieving at the sunday service B.i.t.c.h NERDZ get put in a coffin With all that f.u.c.k..in psychopath talkin You listenin to da source code, and I ain't from boston! Yo mama feels yo shit just a lil' bit yo teacher feel yo shit just a lil' bit Yo computer feel yo shit just a lil' bit Stop the computin', lets get back to some killa shit Y'all Nerdz spend too much time watchin' flicks Who you wanna be? Bill gates ain't s.H.it? Well you can start, right before his ass get hit So when I walk up you can see the Floppy drive spit My Programz about to drop in 7 days But I still poke a Nerd at the VMA's 100 mill in my account and Im still on the grind When you aint in my clique, its hard to shine I mean talent like this is so hard to find

from Yo friends Tiago and Lilcp3 Snitches


The End?

Posted by DrViper over a year ago:

This is the beginning of the end of compsci


A+ average? Not anymore

The 1st of many:

I am an A+ average student and I know turing really well, but I don't have time to work on my final project. Can somebody do it for me, or my average will drop


Revealtions

my_skin_smooth has an eriaka moment:

was looking at my playgirl collection. and it hits me:

this is how u draw an arc... like a man's @$$: drawarc(x,y,startdegree,enddegree,colour)


I am a female *wink* *wink*

little_star tells us about her sex:

Hey i need you to send me your program by June 18 2003 which is tomorroiw. I am a female and need to pass this course or else forget about my acceotance Please Thank you Laura Razz


Where did my hotmailz goz?

The day befor nerdbasher lost his hotmail, msn, isp and compsci acount he toald us:

im back Very Happy u nerds cant stop us. no matter how much u guys try 2 hack our comps or take over my friends hotmail accounts. ill bash you u hacker nerds


Youuuuuuuuuuuuu Hackers

dougeby leanrs about mod edits:

All right. who Hacked all the rest of the Posts? There are only 3 showing here.

Youuuuuuuuuuuuu Hackers.

Doug


McDonald's discount in your face!

ididyourmomhardlysoft makes us jelloice of his 1337ness:

I'm obviously not good enough for you guys. That's okay, when we're all 30, you won't be the ones getting the McDonald's employee discount.

The Confusing

holla at all y'all hackers

Posted by lilcp3, well fealing loney and looking from some hacker "firends":

hay r u a real hacker looking to make so money ?

I AM DRUNK!!!!

Posted by TokenHerbz affter a lite to much to drink:

and,..

I AM CANADIAN!!!!

Muhaha, justr though you should be blessed with this knolefdge of me having an awsome night Smile

Mhihaha


BYE!!!!


Token rocks

i rock

and im sure you all rock...


Peace my homies

Tomorrow for more questions, BYS>!

To Much Info!

bizmowacka tells us a bit to much:

I have small penz0r.


STEVEN RUDZINSKI

kylemarch posts about his legos?

MY NAME IS STEVEN RUDZINSKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND I LIKE TO PLAY WITH LEGO


My name is kyle and i have a problem

Once again kylemarch writes to us about our site:

Hi my name is kyle march

And I like to play hockey and im a golaie and im small and i like to skateboard and i do not like your web site because it is to confusing.

Thank you


More about kyle

Kyle's firend (bubbakaloosh) tells us some more:

Hi my name is bubbkaloosh and kyle march is a funny fat hobbit

and kyle loves m']


To much compsci not enought porn

Info.jpg

damix tells us how to make our site better:

www.xxx.com is a great site... I think this site sucks

Give it to me!

naked1 gets a bit desprate for a litee somthing ;) when writing to us:

GIVE IT TO ME NERDS

U LIKE IT

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