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I NEEDS 2 NO WHARE 2 DOWNLOD TURING CYUZ I LOST IT ON MY KOMPUTR LIKES I'S KANT FIND IT! I MAKED DISH PROGRAM IN MA NOTEPAD PROGRAM YO AND DATS SOME ADVANCED SH*T!!!DATS HARD 2 USE!! I HEARED DAT TURING IS EASIE AND IT MAKE DAT PROGRAMS WORK!!!!!!!!111,ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVENTY, ELEVENTY AND ONE HUNDRED AND ONE, DEN A THOUSand AND DEN anoder ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 111111111111ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN!!!

Dearest nerds,

If you are reading this, chances are I dislike you. I am a happy geek who enjoys spending time pwning nerds away from the computers. I bet you children cannot even get a girlfriend. Thank you for wasting my life. Farewell. Good luck in your future adventures.

Youre all a bunch of crazies

yes, this is hacker dan, this is where u can find the gay turing program u all speak so highly of.

[Link to some wares site was here]

AHAHAHAHA im taking over the world!!!!!

SHUT UP!!

Sincerely,

Bin laden and scottyrush13

YE YE

hey f.u.c.k u u muther f.u.c.k.ers suck my balls!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude your a ****ing ****.

Get a life, get laid......with a girl.

Subject: Your a ****

Dude just tell me to die.

Don't take like 3 hours to write a ****ing program.

Get a life.

there is something iv wanted to say to u guys for a long time u guys have no lives. go outside what r u afraid of... wait wait let me guess the sun will hit my skin at a 45 degree angle causeing a sunburn on my arm exactualy 4.32 cm long.

i am very ashamed of u and everyone who postes on this message board u people should go outside go do something else with your time then site in front of your computer a and talk about programming u people make me sick... i get enough of computer programming during the day at school i think i get too much.

and i cant stand it let alone read what u people talk about on these messsage boards.

i feel like gaging over each and evryone of u.

for my compsci final project my partner and i want to make a mario game we have all the mapes and characters and everything the only problem is i dont know how to setup teh boundries of the map so if someone would help me i would greatly appreciate it.

PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ someone plz help me

let me tell you something i dont know if your mom told you this but you all are a bunch of geeks probably living in your moms basement.

your moms so fat when she jumps for joy skittles burst out your moms like a rifle one **** and she blows

see ya dorks

Do you think i can **** all your moms in a day or in a week? hmm...

Option 1: yes Option 2: yes Option 3: screw your mom yourself

well let me tell you something your all nerds why dont you **** eachother your all dorky *****s ohh pretending your hackers

dorks! dorks! your mom in the bed ohyeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Cool

o mama feels yo shit just a lil' bit
yo teacher feel yo shit just a lil' bit
Yo computer feel yo shit just a lil' bit
Stop the computin', lets get back to some killa shit
I'm a gangsta I do what I want to,
Your time is up NERD, I dun warned you,
You got the Teacher with you NERD don't trip,
I got a box of doughnut's and a whole clip
I'ma kick it in the class till its time to go,
And You wont leave the class til the Teacher show
this Computer shit is making you NERDZ nervous
It's gonna be families grieving at the sunday service
B.i.t.c.h NERDZ get put in a coffin
With all that f.u.c.k..in psychopath talkin
You listenin to da source code, and I ain't from boston!
Yo mama feels yo shit just a lil' bit
yo teacher feel yo shit just a lil' bit
Yo computer feel yo shit just a lil' bit
Stop the computin', lets get back to some killa shit
Y'all Nerdz spend too much time watchin' flicks
Who you wanna be? Bill gates ain't s.H.it?
Well you can start, right before his ass get hit
So when I walk up you can see the Floppy drive spit
My Programz about to drop in 7 days
But I still poke a Nerd at the VMA's
100 mill in my account and Im still on the grind
When you aint in my clique, its hard to shine
I mean talent like this is so hard to find

from Yo friends Tiago and Lilcp3 Snitches

This is the beginning of the end of compsci

I am an A+ average student and I know turing really well, but I don't have time to work on my final project. Can somebody do it for me, or my average will drop

was looking at my playgirl collection. and it hits me:

this is how u draw an arc... like a man's @$$:
drawarc(x,y,startdegree,enddegree,colour)

Hey i need you to send me your program by June 18 2003 which is tomorroiw. I am a female and need to pass this course or else forget about my acceotance
Please
Thank you
Laura Razz

im back Very Happy u nerds cant stop us. no matter how much u guys try 2 hack our comps or take over my friends hotmail accounts. ill bash you u hacker nerds

All right. who Hacked all the rest of the Posts? There are only 3 showing here.

Youuuuuuuuuuuuu Hackers.

Doug

I'm obviously not good enough for you guys. That's okay, when we're all 30, you won't be the ones getting the McDonald's employee discount.

U GUY dident hel me wen i ned turning 4 compUTER SCIENCE N i fEil mi clas and no i sad bcuz i feil my gr 10 corse n no i ned 2 go 2 sumer schol ty noobs i kno IN my MIND DAT IAM Mor PRo den all OF u put 2geter I GO PEROT UR sitE 4 SCaming NA ILEGAL Dl of turnzing n NAO we will see who is betRA

hay r u a real hacker looking to make so money ?

and,..

I AM CANADIAN!!!!

Muhaha, justr though you should be blessed with this knolefdge of me having an awsome night Smile

Mhihaha

BYE!!!!

Token rocks

i rock

and im sure you all rock...

Peace my homies

Tomorrow for more questions, BYS>!

I have small penz0r.

MY NAME IS STEVEN RUDZINSKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND I LIKE TO PLAY WITH LEGO

Hi my name is kyle march

And I like to play hockey and im a golaie and im small and i like to skateboard and i do not like your web site because it is to confusing.

Thank you

Hi my name is bubbkaloosh and kyle march is a funny fat hobbit

and kyle loves m']

www.xxx.com is a great site... I think this site sucks

GIVE IT TO ME NERDS

U LIKE IT