Cervantes

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From the "Official hello world thread"

Ahoy maties. I be Cervantes, and my hobbies include the following:

     Rape and Pillage
     Death and Destruction
     Sailing the High Seas

If ye be so inclined as to join me on my expeditions, ye must be the sole reason for the evacuation of an entire town population greater than 50, ye must never have been in prison, ye must kill a ninja, and ye must not say "Shiver me Timbres" like that creepy Paul Bian character.