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The fallowing are posts, e-mails, PMs and other comuncations to CompSci.ca from our users (or ex-users in some cases) and are not the options of CompSci.ca or any of our staff. Some of the fallowing may be seen as offsive and have inaproite content in them. Thess posts/letters where deamed to offsiven (or inaporite) to put on the site but to funny not to put somewhere. Please do not chage the content of peoleops letters but feal free to add the ones you may have access to.
The Good
None listed yet.
The Bad
OMG LIKE WHRE IS TURING
tuuringsuks (now banned) tells us about his obsession with the number one in this post:
I NEEDS 2 NO WHARE 2 DOWNLOD TURING CYUZ I LOST IT ON MY KOMPUTR LIKES I'S KANT FIND IT! I MAKED DISH PROGRAM IN MA NOTEPAD PROGRAM YO AND DATS SOME ADVANCED SH*T!!! DATS HARD 2 USE!! I HEARED DAT TURING IS EASIE AND IT MAKE DAT PROGRAMS WORK!!!!!!!! 111,ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVENTY, ELEVENTY AND ONE HUNDRED AND ONE, DEN A THOUSand AND DEN anoder ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 111111111111ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN!!!
Dearest Nerds
A nice letter from yousuckandthatssad:
Dearest nerds, If you are reading this, chances are I dislike you. I am a happy geek who enjoys spending time pwning nerds away from the computers. I bet you children cannot even get a girlfriend. Thank you for wasting my life. Farewell. Good luck in your future adventures.
YOU CAN ALL **** UR ****S
mike_juve plans to take over the world well have an identiy crises:
Youre all a bunch of crazies yes, this is hacker dan, this is where u can find the gay turing program u all speak so highly of. [Link to some wares site was here] AHAHAHAHA im taking over the world!!!!! SHUT UP!! Sincerely, Bin laden and scottyrush13 YE YE
AOL Strikes Back
cop_mike uses his vast vocabuarly to tell us what he whonts:
hey f.u.c.k u u muther f.u.c.k.ers suck my balls!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Funny
Nerd Bashing Rap?
Posted to the fourms by tiago (now banned) affter not geting his way when asking for peoleop to write his fianl project for him to bost his mark of 33% in to the passing zone.
o mama feels yo shit just a lil' bit yo teacher feel yo shit just a lil' bit Yo computer feel yo shit just a lil' bit Stop the computin', lets get back to some killa shit I'm a gangsta I do what I want to, Your time is up NERD, I dun warned you, You got the Teacher with you NERD don't trip, I got a box of doughnut's and a whole clip I'ma kick it in the class till its time to go, And You wont leave the class til the Teacher show this Computer shit is making you NERDZ nervous It's gonna be families grieving at the sunday service B.i.t.c.h NERDZ get put in a coffin With all that f.u.c.k..in psychopath talkin You listenin to da source code, and I ain't from boston! Yo mama feels yo shit just a lil' bit yo teacher feel yo shit just a lil' bit Yo computer feel yo shit just a lil' bit Stop the computin', lets get back to some killa shit Y'all Nerdz spend too much time watchin' flicks Who you wanna be? Bill gates ain't s.H.it? Well you can start, right before his ass get hit So when I walk up you can see the Floppy drive spit My Programz about to drop in 7 days But I still poke a Nerd at the VMA's 100 mill in my account and Im still on the grind When you aint in my clique, its hard to shine I mean talent like this is so hard to find from Yo friends Tiago and Lilcp3 Snitches
The End?
Posted by DrViper over a year ago:
This is the beginning of the end of compsci
A+ average? Not anymore
The 1st of many:
I am an A+ average student and I know turing really well, but I don't have time to work on my final project. Can somebody do it for me, or my average will drop
The Confusing
holla at all y'all hackers
Posted by lilcp3, well fealing loney and looking from some hacker "firends":
hay r u a real hacker looking to make so money ?
I AM DRUNK!!!!
Posted by TokenHerbz affter a lite to much to drink:
and,.. I AM CANADIAN!!!! Muhaha, justr though you should be blessed with this knolefdge of me having an awsome night Smile Mhihaha BYE!!!! Token rocks i rock and im sure you all rock... Peace my homies Tomorrow for more questions, BYS>!
To Much Info!
bizmowacka tells us a bit to much:
I have small penz0r.
STEVEN RUDZINSKI
kylemarch posts about his legos?
MY NAME IS STEVEN RUDZINSKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I LIKE TO PLAY WITH LEGO
My name is kyle and i have a problem
Once again kylemarch writes to us about our site:
Hi my name is kyle march And I like to play hockey and im a golaie and im small and i like to skateboard and i do not like your web site because it is to confusing. Thank you
More about kyle
Kyle's firend (bubbakaloosh) tells us some more:
Hi my name is bubbkaloosh and kyle march is a funny fat hobbit and kyle loves m']
To much compsci not enought porn
damix tells us how to make our site better:
www.xxx.com is a great site... I think this site sucks
