Naveg

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Naveg is a parasitic leech on society. He is known to be a voracious communist. Naveg should be considered armed and dangerous.

Naveg can be expressed as: Naveg/π = noob^2

If you encounter Naveg during your travels, threaten him with complex Turing code until he backs off. Naveg can instantiate existing and non-existing Java objects in his sleep.