Array Theory of The Coutsos Identity Crisis

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Some experienced Java programmers believe that [[God]], the ultimate programmer, would naturally have created Coutsos as a Vector.  Vectors are often far more effective and flexible then a simple array.  This would mean that there could be any number of Coutsos identities in existence.
Some experienced Java programmers believe that [[God]], the ultimate programmer, would naturally have created Coutsos as a Vector.  Vectors are often far more effective and flexible then a simple array.  This would mean that there could be any number of Coutsos identities in existence.
===The Array Argument===
===The Array Argument===
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Others believe that due to [[God]]'s blunder by creating Coutsos as a separate array rather then an element, he also mistakenly created Coutsos as a simple inflexible array.  Thus, there is a limited number of Coutsos identities.  However, because reality is being executed on a celestial G5 with infinite RAM, the array limit of Coutsos may be near infinite, thus the number of identities may also be near infinite.
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Others believe that due to [[God]]'s blunder by creating Coutsos as a separate array rather then an element, he also mistakenly created Coutsos as a simple inflexible array.  Thus, there is a limited number of Coutsos identities.  However, because reality is being executed on a celestial G5 with infinite RAM the array limit of Coutsos may be near infinite, thus the number of identities may also be near infinite.

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See Coutsos Identity Crisis. Since reality is coded in Java 1.God, the only explanation for Coutsos's identity ambiguity is a botched variable declaration. Instead of simply placing Coutsos as a single element in the Human humanity array, a completely separate Human coutsos array was created. Thus, Coutsos exists as a human object with numerous identity values.

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Conception

Due to the unexplainable number of Compsci.ca forum members with 0 posts, researchers have begun to link the Coutsos Identity Crisis with The Magic 0.

Variations

The Vector Argument

Some experienced Java programmers believe that God, the ultimate programmer, would naturally have created Coutsos as a Vector. Vectors are often far more effective and flexible then a simple array. This would mean that there could be any number of Coutsos identities in existence.

The Array Argument

Others believe that due to God's blunder by creating Coutsos as a separate array rather then an element, he also mistakenly created Coutsos as a simple inflexible array. Thus, there is a limited number of Coutsos identities. However, because reality is being executed on a celestial G5 with infinite RAM the array limit of Coutsos may be near infinite, thus the number of identities may also be near infinite.

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