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"Maybe Macs aren't so bad after all" 
"Sometimes lies were more dependable than the truth" Ender's Game, Orson Scott Card
"Show me the flowers invisible
Sing me the hymns inaudible" Lullaby, Noir
"Personally its not God I dislike, its his fan club I can't stand" Annonymous
"The world around us
assumed to be real but;
never proven so"
"Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain." Wheel of Time, Robert Jordan
"Sa souvraya niende misain ye. Dovie'andi se tovya sagain." Wheel of Time,Robert Jordan
"Aaahhh.... my hands are like .... Fluffy!" Bleach Episode 7
"To live is not a necessity; but to live honorably while life lasts is a necessity." Kant
"A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go."
"There is no 'overkill'. There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload."
"If you're leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun."
"If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it."
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea." Douglas Adams
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." Annonymous
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchett
"But you read a lot of books, I'm thinking. Hard to have faith, ain't it, when you've read too many books?" Terry Pratchett
"Everything starts somewhere, though many physicists disagree." Terry Pratchett
"Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon..." Terry Pratchett
"If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby." Anonymous