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The fallowing are posts, e-mails, PMs and other comuncations to CompSci.ca from our users (or ex-users in some cases) and are not the options of CompSci.ca or any of our staff. Some of the fallowing may be seen as offsive and have inaproite content in them. Thess posts/letters where deamed to offsiven (or inaporite) to put on the site but to funny not to put somewhere. Please do not chage the content of peoleops letters but feal free to add the ones you may have access to.

The Good

None listed yet.

The Bad

OMG LIKE WHRE IS TURING

tuuringsuks (now banned) tells us about his obsession with the number one in this post:

I NEEDS 2 NO WHARE 2 DOWNLOD TURING CYUZ I LOST IT ON MY KOMPUTR LIKES I'S KANT FIND IT! I MAKED DISH PROGRAM IN MA NOTEPAD PROGRAM YO AND DATS SOME ADVANCED SH*T!!!
DATS HARD 2 USE!! I HEARED DAT TURING IS EASIE AND IT MAKE DAT PROGRAMS WORK!!!!!!!!
111,ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVEN, ELEVENTY, ELEVENTY AND ONE HUNDRED AND ONE, DEN A THOUSand AND DEN anoder
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
111111111111ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE, ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN!!!

Dearest Nerds

A nice letter from yousuckandthatssad:

Dearest nerds,
If you are reading this, chances are I dislike you. I am a happy geek who enjoys spending time pwning nerds away from the computers.
I bet you children cannot even get a girlfriend. Thank you for wasting my life. Farewell. Good luck in your future adventures.

YOU CAN ALL **** UR ****S

mike_juve plans to take over the world well have an identiy crises:

Youre all a bunch of crazies

yes, this is hacker dan, this is where u can find the gay turing program u all speak so highly of.

[Link to some wares site was here]

AHAHAHAHA im taking over the world!!!!!

SHUT UP!!


Sincerely,

Bin laden and scottyrush13

YE YE

The Funny

Nerd Bashing Rap?

Posted to the fourms by tiago (now banned) affter not geting his way when asking for peoleop to write his fianl project for him to bost his mark of 33% in to the passing zone.

o mama feels yo shit just a lil' bit
yo teacher feel yo shit just a lil' bit
Yo computer feel yo shit just a lil' bit
Stop the computin', lets get back to some killa shit
I'm a gangsta I do what I want to,
Your time is up NERD, I dun warned you,
You got the Teacher with you NERD don't trip,
I got a box of doughnut's and a whole clip
I'ma kick it in the class till its time to go,
And You wont leave the class til the Teacher show
this Computer shit is making you NERDZ nervous
It's gonna be families grieving at the sunday service
B.i.t.c.h NERDZ get put in a coffin
With all that f.u.c.k..in psychopath talkin
You listenin to da source code, and I ain't from boston!
Yo mama feels yo shit just a lil' bit
yo teacher feel yo shit just a lil' bit
Yo computer feel yo shit just a lil' bit
Stop the computin', lets get back to some killa shit
Y'all Nerdz spend too much time watchin' flicks
Who you wanna be? Bill gates ain't s.H.it?
Well you can start, right before his ass get hit
So when I walk up you can see the Floppy drive spit
My Programz about to drop in 7 days
But I still poke a Nerd at the VMA's
100 mill in my account and Im still on the grind
When you aint in my clique, its hard to shine
I mean talent like this is so hard to find

from Yo friends Tiago and Lilcp3 Snitches

The End?

Posted by DrViper over a year ago:

This is the beginning of the end of compsci

The Confusing

holla at all y'all hackers

Posted by lilcp3

hay r u a real hacker looking to make so money ?

I AM DRUNK!!!!

Posted by TokenHerbz

and,..

I AM CANADIAN!!!!

Muhaha, justr though you should be blessed with this knolefdge of me having an awsome night Smile

Mhihaha


BYE!!!!


Token rocks

i rock

and im sure you all rock...


Peace my homies

Tomorrow for more questions, BYS>!