Code monkey

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What is a Code Monkey?

Code monkeys are the mysterious and ellusive species that forms the backbone of the internet. They are famous for frequently inventing new and sometimes useless technologies such as blogs, video games and computer animation, not to mention computers and the internet.

What do they eat?

Although their diet is diverse, it consists of a few staple foods such as ramen, Mountain Dew, cold pizza and beer. This list is by no means complete, and a code monkey's diet is often influenced by both their geographical region as well as their wallets.

Are there any famous Code Monkeys?

There are many famous code monkeys, below are a few notable ones:

• God. The ultimate Code Monkey, should He ever come out of hiding.
• Alan Turing. The father of computer science.
• Neo, from The Matrix
• Dilbert. 'Nuff said.